Advertisement for a product called Morning Wood. Trailers for the horror films "Idle Nuts" and "Attack of the Giant Midget". Man catches a mermaid, with a twist. Bruce Wayne's cleaning lady gets a big surprise. Falkor and Atreyu decide to throw The Neverending Party. Omaha's Number 1 News Team reports the news, including: Flu season affects giant robots; a car chase that seems oddly familiar; amateur news footage of Underdog at work; weather with Paris Hilton; the Shirt Tales causing controversy; and finally a porn-erasing worm causes a nationwide panic.